my boyfriend actually gives me dementor kisses all the time and it makes me die laughing.
Amazing.
Source: amyjessie
dead.
Waiting for a friend and trolling tumblr (as you do). And this pops up. Due to my hysterical laughter, the people in the park think that I’m crazy.
Source: imchangingblogsfyi
DAD, IS EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES OUR KINGDOM?
WHAT ARE YOU, AN IDIOT? THE LIGHT IS THE SUN, BOBBY. IT TOUCHES A LOT OF SHIT. I MAKE TWENTY GRAND A YEAR. OUR ‘KINGDOM’ IS 600 SQUARE FEET WITH A BROKEN AIR CONDITIONER AND YOUR MOM RULES IT, NOT ME OR YOU.
Just passed an ad for the Manhattan Center for Vaginal Surgery. It’s tag line was “Hey! Tighten up a little!”
It’s funny because it’s true. ::coughstormofswordscough::
ACCURATE!
Happy Cinco De Mayo Gringos!!
I’ll just leave this here
Almost died laughing.
The last ones are too funny!
I died. LOL at Ned Stark.
(via edwardspoonhands)
Source: avidxcritical
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